Rapper Rick Ross Arrested For Plan To Assassinate President Trump

Black Hip Hop Rapper Rick Ross was arrested this morning in Baltimore, after links to ISIS and a plan to kill the President elect were revealed by the Pulitzer winning National Inquirer.

County Sheriffs were forced to bring out a MRAP vehicle after attempts to fit him in Baltimore PD’s smaller Yukon XL proved futile.

The city has reportedly billed Mr. Ross $1.5 million dollars for pavement damage after the load proved too much for Baltimore roads.

The police department was only 5 blocks from the initial arrest.

4 Comments

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