Rapper Rick Ross Arrested For Plan To Assassinate President Trump

Black Hip Hop Rapper Rick Ross was arrested this morning in Baltimore, after links to ISIS and a plan to kill the President elect were revealed by the Pulitzer winning National Inquirer.

County Sheriffs were forced to bring out a MRAP vehicle after attempts to fit him in Baltimore PD’s smaller Yukon XL proved futile.

The city has reportedly billed Mr. Ross $1.5 million dollars for pavement damage after the load proved too much for Baltimore roads.

The police department was only 5 blocks from the initial arrest.

5 Comments

  1. I can’t stop F***king white women with my huge b**** C***. I need your help.

  2. Christian Wirth, you are an genius

  3. Maybe it’s for more clicks to your site or just pure ignorance but desperate times call for desperate measures. You’re either on your way out of business or doing your best to see just how much your puppets will actually repeat in their press conferences. All I can say is thank you for continuing to humiliate don and all of his followers when you post this nonsense. He literally repeats everything you write. The best part about it is because you are his source, those of us with brains will continue to see your publication as that much of a joke. Keep it up, you’re doing great!!!

  4. Support Trump, deport niggers

  5. Americans are so fearful, brainwashed, dependent, or ignorant that they think like children and justify every law and overlook every abuse carried out by the government. They believe government workers are kind gods who can do no wrong. Americans feel that the government can run their lives better they can and that safety is more important than freedom.

    Americans are so fat, degraded, and drugged up that they eagerly allow themselves to be molested to ride a bus, offer their fingerprints to get a driver license, and open their bags to be searched so they can ride a subway.

    If Americans are asked about the US debt, they respond that it doesn’t matter because it is not real money and doesn’t need to be paid back. Americans don’t mind having their faces scanned for a facial recognition database. Americans think that they live in a free country if they can get away with breaking laws. Americans say the police should be allowed to shoot unarmed people in the back. Americans believe people should be jailed for filming public buildings. Americans think endless wars are fine because US bombs are just gathering dust. Americans support government secrecy because the USA has enemies. Americans think taxes create more jobs than the free market can.

    Americans think government workers deserve high wages because they work hard. Americans think the economy should be destroyed to save the environment. Americans say that regulations encourage people to start companies. Americans think everyone accused of crimes are guilty. Americans say people should be in prison to keep the unemployment rate down. Americans would rather increase punishments for victimless nanny state laws instead of repealing them. Americans think the desires of neighbors are more important than the rights of property owners. Americans believe the government owns everything because the government is the people. Americans think billboards should be banned to protect the scenery. Americans want protesting to be outlawed because protesters might break windows. Americans think forcing people to stand for the national anthem means freedom. Americans think people are helpless so they need the government to force them to do everything.

    When asked about gun control, Americans say it’s needed for safety. If asked about free speech, Americans respond that no one should be offended. Americans think Muslims don’t have religious rights because Islam is not a religion. Americans say asset forfeiture is fine because the police have been doing it for years. Americans defend NSA wiretapping because it’s just metadata. Americans believe TSA groping is good since they have nothing to hide. Americans say torture is okay because other countries do it. Americans even say the Bill of Rights should be abolished because George Washington owned slaves!

    The US is so degraded now that any Americans who oppose wars, debt, and tyranny will be called traitors, nutjobs, racists, Communists, or Fascists.

    The collapse of the USA is disgusting and shameful.

    Those who still support the government are just tools for the elites.

    The US deserves everything coming to it.

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